Lawak Meja

courtesy by "someone" who sit near me on G3 105

Please Do Not Read

At this juncture, I want you to do me a little favour. Please stop reading any further as I want you to take a little rest for your health's sake.

Do you hear me? I said STOP reading. I repeat... STOP reading... But I see You have not followed my instructions up to this point in time.

Some people can be very stubborn when it comes to following simple instructions. You have already wasted ten seconds of your valuable time. So I am going to repeat: PLEASE STOP READING, WILL YOU? Pardon me for raising my voice. You still want to go on, do you?

Look here! I don't want to be emotional and lose my temper over such a small matter but you are getting on my nerves, you know that? I am going to count up to ten and if you don't stop reading, I am going to blow my top.

Here goes... One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten...!!!

Thank you!!! I treasure the preciousness of wasting each other's time together!!! Sorry-lah, I'm very bored. Got nothing better to do!

p/s: no post bout raya coz there's nothing to post and everyone already have post about it.

SK Kampung Angus

Diam tak diam, dah hampir 2 taun aku duduk miri nie... tapi masih belm berjaya bercakap sarawak lg... kalo sikit2 tu bolehla... ye lah, darah jawa johor nie pekat sgt la... hehehe...

last week, aku join program e-fact kat SK Kampung Angus. Best gak lah program nie. Sekolah nie comel jer, overall budak2 die ade 50 orang.. darjah 4 cume ade 2 orang je, tapi diorang nie kecil2 cili padi. sekolah bleh tahan kaya gak. semua kemudahan cukup belaka. cikgu2 die pun sporting gak. tapi yang paling best buat program kat sekolah nie ialah sebab diorang kasik makan banyak!!! hahaha... datang2 jer, kiteorang sarapan. sejam pastu die kasi lagi minum pagi. lunch mestilah ade kan. pastu dah nak balik, die kasi g minum petang. memang balik dalam kekenyangan la kiteorang. aku nak citer banyak2 pasal program nie pun x leh gak, sebab aku x tau sgt. aku datang cume jadi ajk makanan jer, sebab tu mkn banyak. pastu secara tdk langsung menjd photographer tidak bertauliah. hehehe... overall, program nie mmg mantap giler la...